1.ask some one to pount to there head with there finger then ask them who was  the first President      {gorge washington}then ask them{finger still ponting to there head}the aninals of montin{Mt}    MT sounds like emety   then laugh as if it was ur last laugh.

2.first ask some there name {and then they say there name}and ask them to spell{IT}then they spell there name and then say u spellt it wrong i said spell  IT.

3.ok this next one is a song {ton to this is ur land this is my land}This land is my land not ur land if u dont get off ill blow ur head off i've got a shotgun and u dont have one this land was made for me and me.

4.This one is a song most of u know,,       I  belive i can fly i got shot by the FBi all i wanted was a chicken wing  i got shot in the dingaling

5.{ok i made this one up} 123kfc = me a little dumb don't you agree?